trekrider
Feeling: Prehistoric
Joined: 08 Jun 2003
Posts: 2176
Location: Twin cities,MN
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 Posted: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 10:16:37 Post Subject: OUCH! |
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Dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is
holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking,
going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has
swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting
for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman
in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar
in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup
of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks
up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly
folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets
up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across
the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first
and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which
the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the
father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar
without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no
lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the
woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen
anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replies... "Divorce Attorney."   
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not bad at all