BLIND MAN IN A LESBIAN BAR

evilburl · Posted: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 23:33:18 Post Subject: BLIND MAN IN A LESBIAN BAR

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,

"Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things...

One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black
belt in karate, and a very bad attitude.

Now, think about it seriously, mister, do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

FOX · Posted: Sat, 16 Apr 2005 00:06:45 Post Subject:

lmao nice

Shadowsilence · Posted: Sat, 16 Apr 2005 00:25:18 Post Subject:

Bwahahaha keep em' coming. That one was pretty good. Cool

NewAwakenings · Posted: Sat, 16 Apr 2005 19:04:49 Post Subject:

that was pretty cute.. I got a good chuckle out of it

BeerLotus · Posted: Thu, 21 Apr 2005 02:15:40 Post Subject:

you can always find the best jokes on message boards