evilburl
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 Posted: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 23:33:18 Post Subject: BLIND MAN IN A LESBIAN BAR |
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A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
"Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things...
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black
belt in karate, and a very bad attitude.
Now, think about it seriously, mister, do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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