SANTA's BEST (or WORST) PICK-UP LINES!
"I know if you've been bad or good - so let's skip the small talk, sister!"
"Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?"
"Interested in seeing the 'North Pole'?"
"Forget the "nice" list - I've got you on my 'nice AND naughty' list!"
"How'd you like to shake like a bowl full of jelly?"
"I've got something you can hang a wreath on!"
"I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?"
"Wanna play some reindeer games?"
"That IS a candy cane in my pocket, and I AM glad to see you."
"Uh, yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers."
"One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"
"I've got something special in the sack just for you!"
"I got your stocking stuffer right here, babe!"
"Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!" |
