I hate the Coke Machine

IceNine · Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:18:00 Post Subject: I hate the Coke Machine

I buy at least one Coca-cola per day. I love the carbonated-veins, high-on-caffeine feeling I get when I consume this wonderful beverage. God himself must have put this here for me!

When I put in a dollar bill, the machine tells me "Use Exact Change" yet continues to give me appropriate change after the transaction is made. Finally today I decided to give the machine exact change, just to spite its usual smug self. I put in the coinage, pushed the button, got my coke - but wait - the little message was displayed:

"Use Exact Change"

Wait a minute! I put in exactly 65 cents. As far as I can tell, the price of a Coke (65 cents) is exact to the amount that I put in. You f#*@ing piece of s#!7, don't f#*@ with me! I use American currency! Mad

That little bastard is going down after work. I've got a pack of 50 M-80s tied to a remote-controlled fuse. Free Coca-cola for all. Mr. T

BeerCheeze · Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:20:09 Post Subject:

Maybe you should reevaluate caffeine in your life.......

Yikes

Spire · Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:20:10 Post Subject:

I didn't think there was THAT much caffiene in a can of Coke, but Ice has proven it!!!

We have Rock Stars in our coke machines at work, $2.25 a can!!!

**Doctor Feelgood** · Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:23:53 Post Subject:

The double can of Rock Stars? I get them off the Roach Coach on occasion... and wind up feeling unwell later in the day...

BeerCheeze · Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:33:30 Post Subject:

Yuck... tried that stuff... didn't like it. But it does taste better than Red Bull... That stuff taste like cat pee smells.

PRpaTi · Rated R Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 89 Location: SI, NY

Bawls rulz! Smile

... just got myself a 12-pack...

And yes... that Rockstar almost made me gag the other day Confused

IceNine · Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:15:10 Post Subject:

Bawls! Now that's some good stuff; it's too bad it is so expensive!!!

Kilamon · Rated XXX Joined: 22 Mar 2005 Posts: 811

My company has 2 coke vending machines with Dew, Coke, Sprite, all that plus apple, orange and V8 juices and the best part?

Free. Laughing

BeerCheeze · Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:23:19 Post Subject:

Kilamon · Rated XXX Joined: 22 Mar 2005 Posts: 811

I forgot to mention the coffee machine. It's a flavia thing (www.flavia.net) and you use these little packet things. I have no concept about this since I haven't used it (I don't like the coffees they are offering) but the damned thing is slick. I bet I could hook it up to a computer.