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IceNine · Rated XXX

I buy at least one Coca-cola per day. I love the carbonated-veins, high-on-caffeine feeling I get when I consume this wonderful beverage. God himself must have put this here for me!

When I put in a dollar bill, the machine tells me "Use Exact Change" yet continues to give me appropriate change after the transaction is made. Finally today I decided to give the machine exact change, just to spite its usual smug self. I put in the coinage, pushed the button, got my coke - but wait - the little message was displayed:

"Use Exact Change"

Wait a minute! I put in exactly 65 cents. As far as I can tell, the price of a Coke (65 cents) is exact to the amount that I put in. You f#*@ing piece of s#!7, don't f#*@ with me! I use American currency! Mad

That little bastard is going down after work. I've got a pack of 50 M-80s tied to a remote-controlled fuse. Free Coca-cola for all. Mr. T

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