Bad joke time!

heylinder · Posted: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:21:08 Post Subject: Bad joke time!

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road
when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. And this time he is crouched behind a bush.
'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off,
I'm trying to poop!'

slugbug · Rated XXX Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 772 Location: Canada

Good one

heylinder · Posted: Mon, 27 Oct 2008 07:01:03 Post Subject:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'