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NewAwakenings
Your Worst Nightmare
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 Posted: Tue, 11 May 2004 16:10:53 Post Subject: What really kills Americans |
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MessageFor those of you who try & eat "heart healthy" meals, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
 
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michael_holmes
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NewAwakenings
Your Worst Nightmare
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yeah my dad always says one of 2 responses when people talk about eating healthy and ho fat her is 1) the Dr told me to watch my weight so I put it out front where I could see it or 2) It the only thing I have that is bought and paid for 
Most of hsi belly came from all the beer he use to drink
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