Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the
Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it up and pulled out a picture, and said,
"To be a detective, you have to be able to detect.You must be able to
notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as
scars, etc."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and
withdrew it after about 2 seconds. "Now," he said, "Did you notice any
distinguishing features about the man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye
in this picture! It's a profile of his face!" "You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her
face for 2 seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice
anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" "Yes! He only has one
ear!
The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear
what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face!
Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused, too!" The second
blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and
said, "This is probably a waste of time, but....He flashed the photo
in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right.
Did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said, "I did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began
looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the
blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely
right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could
you tell that by looking at this picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "DUH ! ! ! With only one eye and
one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses!"
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