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trekrider
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 Posted: Mon, 03 May 2004 08:30:35 Post Subject: All lawyers are jerks |
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Having many legal problems, including a divorce, a man had
become thoroughly disgusted with lawyers in general. One
evening in a cafe, the conversation got around to his pet
peeve and he started "venting." "All lawyers are jerks,"
he loudly proclaimed.
Another man nearby heard this, looked disturbed, and
sauntered over to him. "Look, I heard what you said, and
I am highly offended by it."
"Why is that-are you a lawyer?" he asked.
"No, I'm not; I'm a jerk!"
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Little Bruin
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NewAwakenings
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ROFLMFAO... Now that was good!!
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dadx2mj
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| Posted: Mon, 03 May 2004 09:28:38 Post Subject: |
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LMAO didn't see that one coming  |
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Rexignis
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NewAwakenings
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ummm I see that you are rather new here, if you dont like a joke or whatever dont post in the thread, no need to troll a thread 
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heylinder
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| Posted: Mon, 03 May 2004 17:26:13 Post Subject: |
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LOL, I think I know that guy that was offended  |
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trekrider
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| Posted: Mon, 03 May 2004 18:21:02 Post Subject: |
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| heylinder wrote: | | LOL, I think I know that guy that was offended |
Hey...be nice to me!
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heylinder
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| trekrider wrote: | | heylinder wrote: | | LOL, I think I know that guy that was offended |
Hey...be nice to me! |
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trekrider
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