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Blue|Fusion
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 Posted: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:34:34 Post Subject: Retirement for 2008 |
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RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$36.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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Doctor Feelgood
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| microcheap wrote: | | This is quite very funny. I choose the beer over everything. hehehehe |
I choose Zima Gold over everything...  |
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BeerCheeze
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| Doctor Feelgood wrote: | | microcheap wrote: | | This is quite very funny. I choose the beer over everything. hehehehe |
I choose Zima Gold over everything... |
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borschtBomber[SS]
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| Dr. EvilCheeze wrote: | | Doctor Feelgood wrote: | | microcheap wrote: | | This is quite very funny. I choose the beer over everything. hehehehe |
I choose Zima Gold over everything... |
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lmao...I don't drink but even I know I wouldnt say that in public  |
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