WHY MEN DIE FIRST

trekrider · Posted: Mon, 01 Mar 2004 17:12:03 Post Subject: WHY MEN DIE FIRST

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries but now we know
the answer!!

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework you're a pansy.

If you work too hard there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her that is favoritism.
If she gets a promotion ahead of you it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet it's male indifference.

If you cry you're a wimp.
If you don't you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy that's domination.
If SHE asks you it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear you're a
pervert.
If you don't you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape you're
sexist.
If you don't you're French.

If you try to keep yourself in shape you're vain.
If you don't you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers you're after something.
If you don't you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements you're full of yourself.
If you don't you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache she's tired.
If you have a headache you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often you're oversexed.
If you don't there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.
Bang Head