An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class
that
he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are
real,
then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15
minutes!"
Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm
still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine
just
released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up
to the
professor,
hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.
The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the
matter
with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine replied, "God was busy. He sent me."
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