evilburl
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 Posted: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 22:40:42 Post Subject: 10 Signs someone has hacked your email account |
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#1 One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you.
#2 Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly.
#3 When you log on, your PC says "You've got lawsuits!"
#4 Your in-box is filled with sheep porno and you're strictly a cow porno kind of guy.
#5 You're suddenly getting more Spam than your local Spar shop.
#6 Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them £71,000,000 and change.
#7 "Mum, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.co.uk backing into our driveway?"
#8 Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" email from your Mom.
#9 Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.
#10 "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately." 
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