knight0334
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 Posted: Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:10:20 Post Subject: |
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A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a very tall hotel. He walks up to the bartender and orders a beer. As he sits there sipping his drink, the man next to him swallows a shot of vodka, walks over the the window and jumps out.
The man at the bar sits there in shocked silence until a few minutes later the second man walks in through the door.
The first man stares at him, wondering if he is seeing things. The second man takes another shot of vodka, walks over to the window and jumps right out again.
The first man is in shock as this happens three more times. He finally gets the courage to ask the man how he keeps doing that. "It's this new vodka" the man says "you take a shot, jump out the window and just before you hit the ground you slow down and land lightly on the sidewalk below." The first man orders a shot of the same vodka, walks to the window and jumps. A very short time later he is splattered all over the sidewalk below. The bartender looks at the second man and says "Superman, you're a real a$$h0le when you're drunk" |
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