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| knight0334 wrote: | | treekodar wrote: | I want all my belongings to be sacrificed to the eternal God of gaming. I want my pc to be so overclocked that it dies, now that's a sacrifice.
I want my families mind erased of all knowledge about me, because I'm just too good for them, even when I'm dead.
And last but not least, I refuse to die being a virgin. |
Dont worry about the last part.. They'll phuck you with the hospital bill, take your temps rectally enough to feel like you've been prison raped, and the catheter will remove any reminants of virginity. |
Hmmmm... and you say you don't get invited to that many parties?? WOW... That's really strange.
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