fatbastard
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 Posted: Mon, 29 Dec 2003 23:37:06 Post Subject: |
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I have half a mason jar full from a trip to Kentucky. It is actually a fully pre 9-11 story. I worked for this company in the middle of nowhere, got friendly with the guy and when I left he offered me a jar to take home. Not being one to say no to alcohol I took it. Problem is I was on a little a$$ plane and all luggage was carry on. So I got to Tri-Cities Airport and start sweating in line, bag goes through and I hear the dreaded words, "we have a jar, can we check your bag?" Well I nearly s#!7 myself, the woman opened, took a wiff and her eyes rolled back in her head, she passed it to the other guy and he did the same thing. Now I am starting to wonder who I can call to bail me out of jail, when the women says "this is homemade apple cider right?" Dumb founded I just nod my head, grab my stuff and go. Well about an hour later tehy tell me my flight is cancelled. I had to go back out to ticketing to get on the next flight. So I go back through security and hear the same thing, as the woman starts to pull me to the side I remind her I am the one with the apple cider. She laughed and told me not to come through again. Luckily that flight went otherwise I wouldn'yt have been able to enjoy it.
I used to make my own as a kid but this stuff is much smoother and less likely to make you blind. |
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