trekrider
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 Posted: Mon, 29 Dec 2003 08:49:41 Post Subject: Pres. Hillary |
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Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the
White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. Hillary says, "How
can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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