Red Squirrel
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 Posted: Tue, 09 Dec 2003 22:10:55 Post Subject: how to ennoy people with technology |
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- Bring a cell phone at school and have someone call you durring class, and talk very suspiciously as if you were responsible for stuff such as a space shuttle. Say things like "what? They lauched CVX824 yesterday?! I told them it has a problem needed to be fixed before it's safe for this operation!"
- When in a conversation, take notes with your PDA
- hide your cell phone in someone's house (very hard to find/access place) and call it from home.
- Foward spam to people who keep sending you chain letters and say the product is very good and that you tried it. (spam... products... pills... get the idea?)
- Get as many security systems as you can installed in your home, so that you have at least 5 passwords to enter on different hidden security panels.
- Build an electronic mailbox that has a bunch of moving parts and makes the mail man wait long for it to open.
- Put 911 on your spead dial and rewire it to a big red button on your wall labeled "panic button"
- Wire all your phone lines, home network, intercom etc system on a MDF in a big air conditionned room with lots of servers and routers. Room loudness level should be at least 150db
- Bring a universal remote control anywhere you go, such as restaurants, and change the channels on the TVs and act as if it's no big deal. (switch it from the hockey game to Tech TV or something)
- Mod all your appliances with cold cathode lights, including the inside of your oven with cool colors.
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