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 Posted: Mon, 01 Dec 2003 15:06:11 Post Subject: Funny SPAM |
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HAHAHAHA!! On my e-mail server I can view the source of a e-mail with out opening the e-mail... I do this once in a while to look at what is in it (good for a laugh once in a while, and always good to keep up on what the latest spamming techniques are). Anyways, I got one today that I found funny for soooo many reasons. Here is the e-mail:
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Subject: I read your ad
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<p>Hello, my name is Am<!--vHBFEFkO-->y ...First off I would like to thank you for res<!--augquLAT-->ponding...Let
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I'm 34 and I've been married for 13 years to the same man. It is a mock of a marriage but we're still toge<!--qkTNdVIZ-->ther for the sake of our two children. There was certainly a time when I truly did believe in the vows of for better or for worse, and I can honestly say that until recently the thought of breaking those vows (no matter how loveless the marriage has been), was only a thought...About six months ago I realized I was being played for a fool by my "other half." Not only was I hurt but I was embarassed that is was my sister who came to me and told me she saw him in public all over another woman ... Well, since then there has been a lot of pain and anger to process but, here I am hoping to find my own slice of pie. I'm a little bit apprehensive/nervous about putting myself out here like this...but I'm also really excited...my sister helped me find the right site and set me up with a little web cam...I know other women who have had a lot of sucess with their purs<!--ZYqyVUVp-->uits in the world of online relationships, and I feel really hopeful for myself...I'm easy to get a long with, intelligent, attractive and at the mom<!--BwVgbhWb-->ent, a little bit of attention and affection would go a long way.. If you can put a smile on my face, I promise I'll put a smile on yours. So having said all that, if you think you would like to meet me you can find me __ here . <a href="http://dogfarthouse.com:81/pcs.html">press this link to meet me  )))))))))</a><br>
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I look forw<!--CctXNTFg-->ard to getting much more per<!--fmViiEtt-->sonal with you... <br>
amy gardner<br>
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move yourself here </a> ZKdbRZ dvcxrQq XXwkR GuxODa ojzJMnHM
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Ok... as you can see it's HTML, no biggie, but...
If you look at it, it has a bunch of things like: <!--DAHyvDOX--> which are of course things that are not displayed in a web page, but could confuse a e-mail filter and a SPAM engine on a e-mail server.
Next, she is responding to your ad?? And telling you that she is looking for an "online relationship"... yet she had her sister help her pick up a web cam and make a web site????  Why wouldn't she just post an ad? Dam.... Spammers must think that either all guys are stupid (ok NA & Linder... We know what your going to say  ) OO And of course a "un-subscribe" Dam... is this chick sending out thousands of e-mail's hoping to bang half the planet???
lastly.... the part that made me laugh the most is... the URL... It's at DOGFARTHOUSE.com BUHAHAHAHA! MMmmmm I'm all turned on and raring to go to a web site called DOGFARTHOUSE.com... BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 
Idiot spammers should be taken out back and beat to death with a large rubber dildo!! (How's that for a mental image) |
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