heylinder
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 Posted: Thu, 18 Jan 2007 15:24:28 Post Subject: A Funny for Ya'll ;) |
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A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in
Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young
man fixen {ready} to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump,
think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb a$$
Yankee." |
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