trekrider
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 Posted: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 13:46:41 Post Subject: Walking The Dog |
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"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a
little girl asked.
"No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother.
"What does that mean?" asked the child.
Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological
discussion with her young daughter, the mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was
in heat, and that I had to come talk to you."
Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the
father said, "Bring Fifi over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
rear-end with it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO
DOG on the leash.
"Where is Fifi?" her father asked.
"She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter. "She
ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."
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