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Posted: Thu, 23 Nov 2006 14:45:10 Post Subject: |
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Reuters'R'Us, From somewhere between Here To Eternity, Nov 23rd:
For reasons unknown to most normal people, the Vikingz'R'Us started Joey Harrington (QB - MIA) on Thanksgiving morning against Detroit over the renowned Ben Roethlisberger.
When Harrington got the news, he was reportedly seen skipping (Yes, you read it right: skipping) down the streets of Miami. In a press conference later that day, Joey said "Thanks, coach. I won't let you down". To which the coach of Vikingz'R'Us said "You've always been the greatest to me ... (*cough*) except for last week. But now, you're The Man".
While Ben Roethlisberger had no official comments about the situation, this reporter could have sworn he heard Big Ben mutter something about "the blind leading the blind".
The Vikingz'R'Us are squaring off against LaTech Bulldogs, to whom they lost in round 1 of "The Den" fantasy goof^H^H^H^Hfootball league.
The Coach: "they took us by surprise us the last time, but now we're ready for them. We're cranking open a can of whoop-a$$ on them there Bulldorks".
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