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heylinder · Rated XXX

An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his
wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he
called her doctor to make an appointment to have
her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment
for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's
a simple informal test the husband could do to
give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.

'Here's what you do," said the doctor,
"start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a
normal conversational speaking tone see if she
hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so
on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen
cooking dinner, and he's in the living room. He
says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's
see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey,
what's for supper?" No response.

So the husband moved to the other end of
the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats,
"Honey, what's for supper?" Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where
he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks,

"Honey, what's for supper?" Again he gets no response so he
walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away.

"Honey, what's for supper?"
Again there is no response, so he walks
right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"

(I just love this!)

"Darn it Earl, for the fourth time,
CHICKEN!"