mrweasel Rated XXX
|
Posted: Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:17:27 Post Subject: Handy Engineering Conversions |
|
|
* Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
* 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
* 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
* Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
* Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
* Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
* 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
* Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
* 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
* Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
* Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment)
* 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
* 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
* 365.25 days: 1 unicycle
* 2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds
* 10 cards: 1 decacards
* 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
* 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
* 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
* 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
* 10 rations: 1 decoration
* 100 rations: 1 C-ration
* 2 monograms: 1 diagram
* 8 nickels: 2 paradigms
* 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
* 100 Senators: Not 1 decision _________________
|
|