heylinder
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 Posted: Thu, 23 Feb 2006 19:02:49 Post Subject: Another New Joke |
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Medicare
The phone rings and the lady of the house
Answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical
Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's
biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from
another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which
one is your husband's. Frankly the results are
either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS.
We can't tell which is your husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?"
questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for
these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop
your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds
his way home, don't sleep with him." |
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