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Topic: Oh! Noes, the gov't is trying to hack me! |
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BeerCheeze
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 Posted: Mon, 14 Nov 2005 19:23:16 Post Subject: |
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... conversation inside a secret CIA detention building....
"Agent Smith here to pick up number 672941a"
Guard "Huh?? Didn't you guys pick him up last week?"
Agent "Yes, but we gave him back to you on Thursday"
Guard "Huh?"
Agent "Thursday, you TSA drop out. The day right after Wednesday and before Friday"
Guard "Look Tommy Lee Jones wanna be, I know when Thursday is, but you knuckle daggers never brought him back!"
Agent "Take a look at this receipt you gave me when I dropped him off, you mall rent a cop reject"
Guard "Nice one there Mr. MIB, this is your dry cleaning receipt"
Agent "Crap! Where the hell is he then?"
Guard "No clue, looks like we lost another terrorist. F@$K! This isn't going to look good on my review"
Agent "Sh!t" |
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