J-Dog3000
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 Posted: Wed, 11 May 2005 20:03:58 Post Subject: |
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i got one! ok let's make some enemies. it's kinda long.
Beer Lotus, Big Bruin and HackaX0rus are walking in a swamp and they come up to a fork in the road. Out of no where this swamp monster pops up and says "I'll tell you which way to go if your 3  lengths equal 30 inches, if not i'll kill you!" Big Bruin being the confident man he is, step forward and pulls out his . The monster measures it and says "20 inches! Very nice!" HackaX0rus isn't afraid either so he steps forward and pulls his out. The monster measures it and says "9 inches! Nice!" Beer Lotus has finally worked up the courage to show his. He step forward and shows his. The monster measures it and says "1 inch! Dammit! You made it through, take the left turn." So while walking down the road Big Bruin speaks up and says. "Well we all would have been dead today if it wasn't for my 20 incher." HackaX0rus says "We all would have been pushing up daisies if i didn't pack 9 inches." and then Beer Lotus said "We all would've been sleeping with the fishes if i didn't pop a boner."
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