MasterSweets14
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 Posted: Wed, 11 May 2005 18:47:14 Post Subject: Dirty Jokes |
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A mailman has been working on the same street for 35 years and his finally ready to retire. At the first house the family gave him a box of Cuban cigars for all his work over the years. The family at the next house gave him a bag of homemade cookies. At the third house a drop dead gorgeous red head opens the door in her skimpy little nighty. She drags him upstairs and gives him the best sex of his life. Afterwards she goes down stairs and starts making a huge breakfast for him. The man starts drinking his coffee and notices a five dollar bill under the mug. Curious about why she was doing all this he asks her. The woman answers, "When I asked my husband what I should give you for your last day on the job he said, 'f#*@ him, give him five bucks'. The breakfast was my idea.
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