evilburl
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 Posted: Thu, 14 Apr 2005 17:54:20 Post Subject: Thanks |
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"Hello, is dis de RCMP?"
"Yes. How may I help you?"
"I'm calling to report me neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He's hiding drugs
inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the RCMP SWAT team officers descended on Mike's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they
busted open every piece of wood, but found no drugs. They swore at Mike,
he swore at them, and then they left.
The next day, the phone rang at Mike's house...
"Hey, Mikey! Did de RCMP come to yer house?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy."
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