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 Posted: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 17:10:37 Post Subject: Computer Problems |
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Hi,this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you
tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk:
That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .
" Customer:
No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry
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Helpdesk:
Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer:
Your left or my left?
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Helpdesk:
Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't
print.
Helpdesk:
Would you click on start for me and.....
Customer:
Listen
pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha,
I can't print. Every time I try it says
'Can't find printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in
front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer:
I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk:
Do you have a color printer?
Customer:
Aaaaah...................thank you.
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Helpdesk:
What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer:
A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Helpdesk:
And now hit F8.
Customer:
It's not working.
Helpdesk:
What did you do, exactly?
Customer:
I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...
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Customer:
My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk:
Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer:
No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk:
Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:
OK
Helpdesk:
Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:
Yes
Helpdesk:
That
means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer:
Yes, there's another one here. Ah.....that one does work!
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Helpdesk:
Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer:
Is that 7 in capital letters?
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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk:
Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:
Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk:
Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:
Five stars.
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Helpdesk:
What antivirus program do you use?
Customer:
Netscape.
Helpdesk:
That's not an antivirus program.
Customer:
Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer:
I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on
my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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Helpdesk:
Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Old woman:
Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me? Helpdesk:
Uhhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Old woman:
I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
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Helpdesk:
How may I help you?
Customer:
I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk:
OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer:
Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
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