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knight0334 · Rated XXX

BAHAHAHA!!

true story:
back when I lived in Tampa, we had a problem with a stray cat that drove our dogs and the neighbor's dogs nuts. ..I used to just shoot them, but that would draw police in like flies on poop.

So, one evening I decided to run down that cat with my newly purchased HD Sportster(used, 1970's model).

..well, that cat took off like a rocket. but I caught up to it pretty quick. I was chasing it behind a church when all fo a sudden I came across some leaves that had fallen to the ground. ...UH OH. If you dont know, leaves with street tires is like driving on ice. ...so, the bike goes down, I do some aerial acrobatics after catching the handle bars on the bikes way down and my way forward..

Tumble, crash, bang..

My friends pick me up and do their Starkey and Hutch driving impersonation on the way to St. Joseph's Hospital... damn near killing me a few times more than what I just tried minutes before.

I get there, the doc's and nurses are casting me arms, shoulder, spine and knees up.. ..then MOM walks in, takes one look at me as says. "Didn't I tell you chasing pu$$y would get you killed??!!".

laughter from the entire floor could be heard...