trekrider
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 Posted: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 09:50:37 Post Subject: SAD NEWS |
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SAD NEWS
It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the Entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much
Of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still,
as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.
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