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 Posted: Sat, 30 Aug 2003 12:24:29 Post Subject: Dunk Joke Time |
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Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and thefirst thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sitsdown and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around theroom and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. Hetakes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hotbreakfast and the morning
newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Larry asks, "Son, what happened lastnight?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into thedoor."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on thetable waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married!" |
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