momoo
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 Posted: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 09:06:29 Post Subject: PICK ME-PICK ME |
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 I should win - there are no rules saying I can't BB!
Bumper stickers we'd like to see ...
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an a$$.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
GUYS...just because you
have one,
doesn't mean you have to
be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English
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