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 Posted: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 13:20:46 Post Subject: to avoid further Outsourcing.... |
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To: All Cottage Industries of America (CIA) employees
RE: Consultants recommendation #1
Our overseas consultant has recommended several strict efficiency measures to avoid further outsourcing.
Recommendation #1
Avoid long drawn-out explanations of why things did not go as planned.
To save everyone's time, please give your excuse by number
Table of Excuses
1. That's the way we've always done it
2. I didn't know it was a rush job
3. That's not my department
4. No one told me to go ahead
5. I'm waiting for an OK, from the boss.
6 that's his job, not mine.
7. I forgot.
8. I didn't think it was important.
9. I'm so busy, I can't get around to it.
10. I thought I told you.
11. I wasn't hired to do that. |
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