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trudyntexas
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PostPosted: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 05:28:58    Post Subject: My first entry..original poetry Reply with quote

IF I COULD WIN THE LOTTO



If I could win the Lotto
I tell what I’d do.
I disappear to a fat farm.
And lose a hundred pounds or two.

Then, I would fly to Dallas.
There’s a great electrologist there.
And for about $3000.
I could get rid of my facial hair.

Then off to Houston, Texas.
A plastic surgeon I would see.
To uplift all that gravity
Has over the years pulled down on me.

Now the dermatologist, he lives in Austin.
I’ll see him about my skin.
Just a few little acid treatments
And a cruise I can begin.

A house, a car, a boat for me?
No I don’t think I’ll need those.
Just redo my whole body some.
And maybe reshape my nose?

I guess I need to quit my dreaming
And put a stop to all of this wishin’.
But, remember just this one thing now.
It’s not how good you cook.
But how good you look when cookin!


Trudy Stewart
Copyright 2002
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