trekrider
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 Posted: Wed, 26 May 2004 11:54:23 Post Subject: The Ring........ |
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A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with
a very beautiful young lady on his arm.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.
The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ringpriced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique," he said.
At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe.
"Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."
The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?"
"I'll pay by check, but of course the bank would want to make sure
that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone
the bank tomorrow, then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."
Monday morning a very pissed off jeweler phones the man.
"You bastard, you lied there's no money in that account."
"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had."
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