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trekrider · Rated XXX

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the
best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even
better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me
about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the
a$$. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood
on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the
supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach
alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that some detectives
who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my
attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta
go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people...

Signed,
A Menopausal Wife
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