Irish Lass
Rated PG-13
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 Posted: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 12:23:13 Post Subject: Valiant Taliban |
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 A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune....
"One US soldier is better than ten Taliban"
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for
a few minutes then silence. .........The voice then call out.....
"One US soldier is better than one hundred Taliban"
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune, and instantly a huge gunfight commences.
After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. ...........The voice calls out again....
"One US soldier is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. ........Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander.....
"Don't send any more men... it's a trap... there's two of them!"...
Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
A: Patty O'Furniture!
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