Irish Lass
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 Posted: Tue, 30 Mar 2004 08:22:43 Post Subject: Publicity stunt |
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 He is not even charged with a crime yet and is not entitled to legal representation. Me thinks these guys are looking for another 15 minutes of fame. If you assume he will be given a trial and it's held in Iraq - then a lawyer from Iraq would have to defend him. I say bring him here.
Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband's
obiturary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word
and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad about him passing away. She
thanked him for his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she only had two
dollars. But she wrote out the obituary, "Pete died." The newsman said he
thought old Pete deserved more and he'd give her three more words at no
charge. Mrs. Pete Monaghan thanked him and rewrote the obituary: "Pete
died. Boat for sale"
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