NewAwakenings
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 Posted: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 13:29:47 Post Subject: Grandma's Birth control pills |
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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman
for most of her life finally retired. At her next
checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of
all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his
eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription
for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL
pills?!?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING
in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind
one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my
16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe
me, it helps me sleep at night
 
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I am the Spam Queen...
OOO Pleeease... Like you were the first person in this place to have him... we've passed him around like a Joint at a frat party! - Dr. EvilCheeze |
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