Adult Sex Quiz

trekrider · Posted: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 10:29:39 Post Subject: Adult Sex Quiz

(I know...its old)

ADULT SEX QUIZ

1. What doesn't belong in this list?
a. Meat
b. Eggs
c. Wife
d. Blowjob
Answer : blowjob You can beat your meat, eggs or
wife, but you can't
beat a blowjob.

2. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Answer: So men can be open mi nded.

3. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

4. What do a Rubik cube and a penis have in common?
Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

6. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
Answer: "Is it in?"

7. What do you get when you cro ss Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Answer: A red headed b!%@# with a yeast infection.

8. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
Answer: One of his fingers is clean.

9. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

10. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

dadx2mj · Posted: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 11:22:15 Post Subject:

LOL new to me and damn funny Grin

BeerCheeze · Posted: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 11:46:03 Post Subject:

I have heard most of them, but there was a few there I haven't heard.... still a good laugh.

NewAwakenings · Posted: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 12:50:27 Post Subject:

THos are pretty funny!!!! Grin

**Doctor Feelgood** · Posted: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 12:51:15 Post Subject:

Funny...

But I might need to make a private room for when Redd Foxx, I mean trekrider, takes the stage... Laughing