Living In 2005

heylinder · Posted: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 09:32:51 Post Subject: Living In 2005

Tonight I figured out why my TV kept turning off as soon as it turned
on......
I was double clicking the remote!!
You will understand this when you read these below...

Living In 2005 ....

You know you're living in 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after long days at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60)years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. Smile

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

dadx2mj · Posted: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 10:36:34 Post Subject:

BeerCheeze · Posted: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 12:29:37 Post Subject:

Sadly... many of those are true. Grin

T-shirt · Posted: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 12:38:19 Post Subject:

And worse, some of them (seem) to make sense.

Hellfire · Rated XXX Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Posts: 3473

So sad that I can personally equate to at least 15 of those Grin

I'll have to see if I can find the Geek Test...

NewAwakenings · Posted: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 18:49:04 Post Subject:

sooooo sad.. but sooo true.. excetpt for the coffee... I dont even get out of bed unless teh coffee is already made and I can smell it! LOL

trekrider · Posted: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 19:44:09 Post Subject:

dadx2mj · Posted: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 19:55:55 Post Subject:

Hellfire · Rated XXX Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Posts: 3473

LOL the Coffee one I modified to suit me...I can't stand American coffee. I like Expresso or Mt Dew first thing in the morning Smile

T-shirt · Posted: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 12:30:51 Post Subject: