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NewAwakenings
Your Worst Nightmare
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 Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 11:50:04 Post Subject: Hi my name is Dinky Appletush what yours??? LOL |
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Ok this is soo stupid I found it funny 
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William (Bill) Clinton is Boobie Liverchunks. Oddly enough, so is Hillary.
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Little Bruin
Boo Boo
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Doctor Feelgood
Arrrrghh!
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Location: New Jersey
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Snotty Bubblebuns - 
What about people who don't have 4 letters in their last name? Won't you please think of them?!?  |
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dadx2mj
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Joined: 10 Aug 2003
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Location: SoCal
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| Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 12:02:52 Post Subject: |
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zippy girdle squirt....not too sure what to think about that one  |
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heylinder
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Joined: 04 Aug 2003
Posts: 1938
Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 12:17:57 Post Subject: |
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Zippy Chickenchunks <------ I like it  |
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shizz_puppet
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Joined: 22 Aug 2003
Posts: 15
Location: Longmont, CO
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| Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 12:21:53 Post Subject: |
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I'm Skipper Chickenbrain... I could see getting used to it.  |
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NewAwakenings
Your Worst Nightmare
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Location: In your nightmares
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| Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 12:30:31 Post Subject: |
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| dadx2mj wrote: | | zippy girdle squirt....not too sure what to think about that one |
I am sorry dadx.. that is just the funniest name as of yet!!! I jsut wonder what your girdle is squirting 
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dadx2mj
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| Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 12:45:05 Post Subject: |
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| NewAwakenings wrote: | | dadx2mj wrote: | | zippy girdle squirt....not too sure what to think about that one |
I am sorry dadx.. that is just the funniest name as of yet!!! I jsut wonder what your girdle is squirting |
Yeah it is pretty funny....sorry only a certain special someone gets to know about the squirting...it is a top secret |
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Little Bruin
Boo Boo
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Doctor Feelgood
Arrrrghh!
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Location: New Jersey
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the visual with dadx2mj's name just isn't cool at all!!  |
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NewAwakenings
Your Worst Nightmare
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Location: In your nightmares
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| Big Bruin wrote: | | the visual with dadx2mj's name just isn't cool at all!! |
Like you should talk Snotty Bubblebuns!!!! Just was kind of snot you have on them bubblebuns of yours????
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BeerCheeze
*hick*
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Location: At the Bar
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| Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 18:24:07 Post Subject: |
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{looks around for F1}
{looks around for F1 again}
{looks around one more time.... checks under the table this time}
chim-chim rhino tush
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