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Spire
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 Posted: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 01:36:16 Post Subject: Happy 4th!!! |
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Joe:So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
Hope you had a wonderful Independence Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Little Bruin
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NewAwakenings
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| Posted: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 06:37:58 Post Subject: Re: Happy 4th!!! |
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| Spire wrote: | Joe:So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
Hope you had a wonderful Independence Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
LMFAO... excellent quotation of Joe Dirt!!! 
Hope everyone had a SAFE and Happy Independence Day!!! 
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