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Charlie
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Joined: 24 Sep 2003
Posts: 10801
Location: Orlando, FL

PostPosted: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:25:04    Post Subject: 0 - 200 in 6 seconds Reply with quote View Single Post

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Little Bruin
Boo Boo

Joined: 07 Apr 2003
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BeerCheeze
*hick*


Joined: 14 Jun 2003
Posts: 9285
Location: At the Bar

PostPosted: Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:36:13    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Ouch
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jedihobbit
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Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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Location: Central Virginia, USA

PostPosted: Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:17:42    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

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mrweasel
I can haz cheezbrgr?


Joined: 13 Jun 2005
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Location: Pasadena, MD

PostPosted: Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:39:46    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

oldie but a goodie
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