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trekrider
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 Posted: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 16:06:53 Post Subject: Surgeons discussion |
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color
coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best; everything inside them is
in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and
the a$$ are interchangeable.
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