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Irish Lass
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 Posted: Fri, 09 Apr 2004 08:52:31 Post Subject: Darwin Awards |
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The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool... by removing themselves from it. Of necessity, this honor is bestowed posthumously.
http://www.darwinawards.com/index.html
You just can't fix stupid!
Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted". One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".
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Irish Lass
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| Posted: Fri, 09 Apr 2004 12:56:51 Post Subject: Darwins Scrotal self-repair |
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If you thought the c-section was ouch go to the Darwin page and scshek out the scrotal self-repair!
His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning
Finnegan.
"Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant.
"She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the
Irishman.
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