Joined: 08 Jun 2003 Posts: 2176 Location: Twin cities,MN
Posted: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 08:41:32 Post Subject: Thoughts..............
A few simple facts...
You know, sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol level.
Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative!
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said, "Implants?"
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up fast.
I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected!
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary's. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. _________________ Two wrongs don't make a right!
But, three lefts do!!
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